This is not going to go well.

January 18, 2007

At 72, Hylton plans comeback at Daytona 500

Hey I am glad this a guy who wants to pursue a dream and he is not letting his age stop him, but I think Mr. Hylton is going to face some problems:

The beating he gets for driving at 40 mph for the whole race

Double that beat down when he drives the whole race with his blinker on

Hip(s) popping out in one of the turns if he does hit triple digits

No one in the pit crew is going to touch that catheter

Other racing teams will sabotage his racing by making false reports in the pit area about when Matlock is coming on

Will infuriate racing sponsors when pull over and falls asleep after two laps of a night race, since he is up way too late

Will cause a multiple vehicle crash when dentures fly out

Will cause furor when he takes his grandkids along in the car

Another reason why I am not a NASCAR fan. First its not a sport, two it wastes gas and three now it is being used to endanger the elderly.