I have voted. Now my ballot is in the hands of the well armed postal service. So I say to everyone trying to get my vote, SUCK IT! If you Robocall me with that Obama is terrorist. I will bust you up like they did Ma Bell. Oh you will feel the “ill communication” coming from my fist.
By not voting however I am going to miss the orange juice and cookies you get, but again on the plus side I will not have a pollster pricking me with a needle . . . hey wait a second I think I may have gotten my wires crossed.