Happy Halloween

October 31, 2008

I hope everyone has a decent Halloween, sadly this holiday has just become a speed bump for Boxing Day.  Well I may go see my nephews trick or treat to try to get into the spirit.

Man, I only have 56 Days to get my Boxing Day shopping done, Damn where has the time flown?


Hey Ted maybe you should have bulit that bridge to . . .

October 27, 2008


Because that’s where your ass is today.

SUCK IT you backwoods Boss Tweed! 

Oh I know you will probably won’t see the inside of a cell, and you will be pardoned quicker then Scooter, but I will be satisfied if you lose your bid at re-election and get your sorry ass off the committees you chair or are part of.

Well I exercised my right as a citizen.

October 27, 2008

I have voted. Now my ballot is in the hands of the well armed postal service. So I say to everyone trying to get my vote, SUCK IT! If you Robocall me with that Obama is terrorist. I will bust you up like they did Ma Bell. Oh you will feel the “ill communication” coming from my fist.

By not voting however I am going to miss the orange juice and cookies you get, but again on the plus side I will not have a pollster pricking me with a needle . . . hey wait a second I think I may have gotten my wires crossed.

Again I should not be surpised by this.

October 25, 2008


Palin stylist draws higher pay than policy adviser. (thanks Yahoo News)


Well I just hope that stylist is not from one of those un-American parts of America.



I got very little to report.

October 23, 2008

Work is keeping me busy, I am still futz with this site and spending waaaay too much time on Facebook and FanIQ. However I do have some good news, I have finally signed that peace accord with llama’s. However discussions with alpacs have broken down. . . .

I have notified H.R. that if there are any complaints about my profanity that…

October 21, 2008

the Denver Broncos are to blame for it.

Holy crap, I have had dental work done that was more enjoyable than that mess.

– Cutler gets his throwing hand messed up on the first play

– Andre Hall ran the ball like Deidre Hall (the Days of Our Lives version not the Electra Woman version) and fumbled twice in Pats territory, including on inside the 25

– Champ Bailey groin gave out.

– Broncos could not stop Sammie Morris, they couldn’t have stopped either Sammy Davis or Morris the Cat. How does a team get 5 sacks and be down 20 points.

– The Broncos made Matt Cassell look like Otto Freaking Graham.

– 41-7, the Pats not only took the Broncos lunch money, but gave them a wedgie that may have drawn blood.

I love the Broncos and I am a fan, but even with out my world class pessimism that was a disgusting performance.  Now I going to crawl under my desk and swear like there is no tomorrow, because the Broncos are the worst 4-3 in the NFL.

Alright this popscicles stand is now open!

October 20, 2008

Yep I have moved from the world of Blogger to WordPress. I am going to see how it is to butcher writing on this platform. Wish me luck.