This is not going to go well.

At 72, Hylton plans comeback at Daytona 500

Hey I am glad this a guy who wants to pursue a dream and he is not letting his age stop him, but I think Mr. Hylton is going to face some problems:

The beating he gets for driving at 40 mph for the whole race

Double that beat down when he drives the whole race with his blinker on

Hip(s) popping out in one of the turns if he does hit triple digits

No one in the pit crew is going to touch that catheter

Other racing teams will sabotage his racing by making false reports in the pit area about when Matlock is coming on

Will infuriate racing sponsors when pull over and falls asleep after two laps of a night race, since he is up way too late

Will cause a multiple vehicle crash when dentures fly out

Will cause furor when he takes his grandkids along in the car

Another reason why I am not a NASCAR fan. First its not a sport, two it wastes gas and three now it is being used to endanger the elderly.

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6 Responses to This is not going to go well.

  1. Silliyak says:

    Well done young man.

  2. Boski93 says:

    Thank you sir, but wouldn’t it be better if it Benitez was under the car.

  3. Julie says:

    You forgot the effect that G forces will have on his dentures. I think this calls for super SUPER Poli-grip.

  4. B. Freret says:

    I’m so tired of all you Paris Hylton haters. You just hate her because she is hot, and you’re one of the three guys she hasn’t gone down on.

    If she wants to race, let her race.

  5. Boski93 says:

    Julie – Who do you think is his major sponsor.

    Mr. B. Freret – You are right and I am wrong. Good to have you back.

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