I was just working away. Listening to Launch on Yahoo. Nothing out of the ordinary. When it happened. I got a computer virus. They played K-Fed.
How am I going to explain this to IT? Maybe I will just put on the Help Desk ticket that it is circus midget porn, or something.
How could Launch do this? I mean seriously. I thought there were firewalls to protect against this. Man, I think they could have at least give me warning.
I know you think I am exaggerating but in just a short time I have run into the following problems with this computer:
There is now a lit cigarette hanging out of the disk drive.
It’s mooching off the server.
It now reeks like a bag of Cheetos.
The keyboard is not sporting rings.
It is also leaking Mountain Dew. (I hope to god that it’s Mountain Dew)
Every time I try to do work, it goes into sleep mode.
The fax machine and printer are now pregnant.
So thanks Launch, thanks a lot.
Oh wait, I think I may be able to fix this. I may be able to clean this machine if I wave an employment application in front of it. That will either clean it, or destroy it.
Wish me luck