I have been so busy…

December 29, 2005

trying to find something interesting to say. “The Boski 2005 Blog-End Review” is just not writing itself. I have a lot of ideas and you all have seen me ramble through a couple of pages of jibber jabber, but right now I can’t think of what to say. I have so many ideas and random tangents, but where do I start? I think it will be safe to say that when the 2005 Blog in review is made it will be guarantee to:

Excessive references to the White Sox title

A Cheers and Jeers section (oh how original)

Embarrass myself with my poor writing form and lame antics. Think of Circus With The Stars with poor punctuation.

Boski’s review of the temp jobs he has held.

Shout outs (again original) Example: “DJ Liquid Paper would like to give big ups to the Norwegian Iron Workers”. As you can see it is a rating winner, like 95% of what Fox produced in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

A couple of Gilded Age President references

Most importantly, make very little sense.

I am hoping that this will be completed before Jan 1st, of 2008.

Right now I have been too busy working in the bunker and commenting on everyone else blog. I hope to be free of my servitude, so I can be back amongst the non-mole people.

Thank you for your patronage, also remember time is running out to Order the Pay Per View event of 2006. The Mandrel Sisters: New Years Eve Ultimate Fighting Championship Bash. See who comes into the Octagon: Tito Ortiz, Tony Bennett, Tank Abbott, the cast of Mama’s Family and Englebert Humperdink. So see who will emerge from the octagon, as The Ultimate Fighting Champion!

There is going to be singing, dancing and Mayhem!

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Fresh off the lint roller.

December 27, 2005
Oh how I wish we could do the same thing here in California.
 
From Bedrock to Rock Bottom. It is sad to see this happen and I want to see him get help. But I pose a question, if he was a couple years younger and left-handed. Do you think he would be getting calls from a couple MLB teams? 
 
I think Putin’s adviser got canned because he wants Putin to return this. My advice to the ex-Minister is to get some boxes and find a new home, out of Russia, and fast.
 
Oh joy, just what the world needed. So, if this site is going to tell me who the “real Kevin Federline” is.  Does this mean it will be a pay site that does nothing, and reeks of pot and Old Milwaukee?
 
No not Mr. Vargas! He can switch back to caffinated now.
 
I am shocked, not our Courtney (Clean and Sober) Love. Sure, she is getting any of that cleaning deposit back. 
 
AFC East team gives Orange County boy gift. His team will get to play at home. Eric, again thank you, I would have been happy with a card.
 
You’re damn right it is.


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Now that’s done.

December 27, 2005
We can move toward preping for Ground Hogs Day.
 
Well I do hope everyone had a good weekend. I am back in the basement making the hospital I am temping at safe from the Huns. It was a great weekend. I just wish, like most of you had more time to recover from it. But the sooner I get back to the grind, the sooner I can get back to working above ground. Don’t get me wrong these are nice people and the work is interesting, but I will go nuts here in the bunker.


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Happy Holidays Everyone.

December 25, 2005

To night as I blog, I blog from my former residence located in home of the afterbirth, Placentia. It is good to be at home for Christmas. After a long and busy day I am winding down.

So Team Boski has accomplished a lot since Friday afternoon.

Got my I-Pod. Up till 2 am pulling music. Yeah!

Could not get it to work. Boo!

Woke up and got bread for the wife, for the dish she was bringing for Christmas breakfast.

While getting bread, picked up to cookies that had black frosting and said “Coal”. So those are going to my nephews tomorrow. Then after that then they get the gifts. You have to keep them on their toes.

Stopped at Apple Store, could not get an appointment time and could not wait around because it was time to meet the BH mom.

Lunch at Pinot Provence with the BH and her mom. We had a wonderful meal and time. This was an excellent restaurant. So nice I thought about asking myself to leave, but I did use my silverware properly. Sadly I lost all their confidence when I asked where the playland was. Go figure.

Made it back to the Apple Store where they restored the I-Pod, so I did not destroy it with in 24 hours of getting it (I am getting better).

Wrapped gifts, and packed up the car.

Watched some of the afternoon game. Which I have to say thank you Eric. I am very happy that the Bills went into Cincinnati and won. That added with the Broncos buggy whipping the Raiders mean a home playoff game, and a bye. Merry Christmas indeed.

Took in Mass back in the P-town as the kids call it. We were going up to meet with my mom and one of my sisters, but I got a pleasant surprise. I ran into a great guy I worked with at Disney and his wife. I had not since Erk in months. He is a class guy . Oh I have many a wonderful story to tell, but I will tell you them another day. But this is the man who, while working on the sailing ship Columbia, at Disney got a complaint from Space mountain for being too loud. If you have not been to the park or not familiar, those attractions are pretty far apart. It was good to see him and his wife and hopefully we will see him again soon.

Took in a pleasant dinner.

Finally came back to the Boski Hunting lodge to doze off for a quick Winter’s nap.

I will say that the last two nights have helped in my Holiday malaise. I am feeling more holidayish and my nog levels are near normal. What has helped with this change? Fog. Yes, said fog. This morning going to get bread the fog made things look like they had a dusting of snow on them. And I did not have to freeze or put chains on. It also make people’s holiday lights look both a lot better.

So, I do want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanza, Boxing Day and anything Druid holiday I may be missing. I do wish everyone safe travels for themselves and family this season. I also hope that everyone can enjoy some peace and peace of mind. In this world those are to items that seem to be always seem too scarce. Also I hope everyone is able to spend time with the people who matter to them and make the most of that time and remember those who aren’t with us.

Now back to the “comedy”.

I want to thank all of you who have read, or tried to read this bit of literary brickabrack. We at the Boski Corp will strive to improve so be can bring you better blogs and blog related accessories.

Thank you for your support, and we will leave the blog light on for you.


"It’s getting to be a lot like . . . May Day?

December 23, 2005
I have realized that I am totally not feeling it this Holiday season…errrr I mean Christmas Season. I do not need to bring the War on Christmas to my doorstep. But then by saying I am not feeling it, which means I hate the Baby Jesus and I want to destroy America.

Even out here where the season only changes from cool to warm. I could always get myself in the holiday sprit. Not this year, I am just not into it. Maybe on the 24th it will hit me that Boxing Day is near, and then I will make like the Grinch and embrace the Holiday.

Next to St. Harold’s Day and Feast of McLean Stevenson, I love Boxing Day. The holiday where we celebrate Baby Jebus beating Leon Spinks, in a unanimous decision (he won on all three wise men¬ís cards) at Caesars to win the Heavyweight title. And also where he performed the miracle of taking 4 spins and 2 Whammies parlaying it into $10,000, an Apple IIe and a trip to Acapulco on Press My Luck. Shortly afterward he had to flee to Idaho, from Don King and the Nevada Boxing Commission (something wrong with a baby fighting a grown man). Then Baby Jebus with the help of Mr. T and Edna Garrett lead the Cardinals out of St. Louis into the desert where they built a workshop. A workshop to make New Coke and vacuums for all the good children and penguins. The Baby Jebus then got a 4-picture deal from Sony and left Mr. T and Ms. Garrett to run the workshop alone. Then Mr. T gave birth to Yahoo Serious, who then took over for his parents after he leg wrestled Jabba the Hutt to a draw at the third Farm Aid.

So to celebrate I put out a plate of uncooked ham, lanolin and cans of Schlitz

out for him to eat and hopefully I will find cans of New Coke and a vacuum under the old Cactus Tree.

I hope no one is offended by this, just having a larf. I am cool with Jesus and his old man. I think they would appreciate some levity.
I would have had this done sooner, but it was too cold today. Only 70.

Good night and please yodel safely.



I do not want to anger anyone but,

December 21, 2005

I was outside and it’s hovering around 80 degrees. I do love it here in December.


It looks like it’s "Turn Back the Regime Night" in Iran.

December 21, 2005

So break out those Khomeini masks, kids!

It’s great to see that things are getting better in the Mideast.