November 29, 2005
I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend. I have been busy with getting stuff done and recovering from the Holiday. I would like to say thank you to anyone of you out there who helped with my birthday/Christmas gift, look you all have done enough first the White Sox and now… whoa I just got a little lightheaded thinking about it, but Ron Dayne hitting not one hole but hitting two. In the same game, come on. Holy crap did I see that, did he save the Broncos on national television. Look I will say this now, skip giving Shanahan Coach of the Year. Just give him a Noble for science since he has been able to craft a 9-2 team with Dayne, the Cleveland Boatlift and Jake Plummer.
Other than that I have gotten a couple of things done, some shopping, some home repair, important football watching. You know the important stuff. Well it looks like my free time ends today. I wish I could have done more blogging on my time off, but then I do my best work when in captivity and without a dial up.
So I will make my pre-Boxing Day resolution, more grain alcohol and more blogging.
So again to all of you out in Bloggytown I wish you a belated Happy Holidays.
Now back the best of “What’s Happening”
November 18, 2005
Did my reading up on this weeks NFL games
Checked my Roto lineups
Berated the Cubs on Sportingnews.com
Put people on hold
Thought out Birthday/Christmas List
Planned for Vegas
Make football picks
Commented on blogs
Played Spider Solitaire
Man they are working me to death here. I am earning every cent I am being paid. This is really cutting into my time wasting exercises.
Well today ends my foray into the world GPS and vehicle tracking. It was just yesterday I started as a fresh faced lad, and now battle hardened veteran of a month. I think about the memories I as I reflect on the hours spent here (cue Kenny Roger’s “Through the Years”). I realized that this is not what I did not want to do. The people here were great, very kind and patient, but the job and the customers sucked a lot of ass. Many of them I wish that their holiday are filled with swift kicks in the colon.
Well I must get going, I have to check imdb.com for something very important. Hmmmmm the filmography of Jimmy Walker, intresting.
November 17, 2005
Good to see Dick is back and as angry as ever.
I love to hear him say, what we were witnessing was “a wild departure” from the tradition of truth and good faith in conducting national debate”. That’s funny Dick thats the problem I have with you underling, sorry again I am always forgetting your boss. Mr. Dickus any good faith this administration had is gone with all the B.S. that has been allowed in Iraq, in our name. Let us not forget that little thing called the Downing Street Memo. And those guys are on our side. Also thanks to the atmosphere you help creare there was no room for any kind of opposing viewpoint on this war. If you did not support it, then you were either a coward or a traitor. Let us not forget that this junta also exposed a CIA Op. because it did not like that her husband questioned our information and reasons for this war.
I also love the whole, “well you Dems saw the same info as everyone else and supported the war”. So shut you mouths and do what we say. Again it was information you provided, so it show that you are the world class douches for being so blind and ignorant, you are right though we should have made more of an effort to make you bastard explain yourselfs. That would have been fun.
And cute cuddly Dick also tossed out,
“What we’re hearing now is some politicians contradicting their own statements and making a play for political advantage in the middle of a war,”.
Wow, shame on those who want accountability and clear answers to an issue that will affect us for years. Let’s not forget thanks to the taxes cuts, disasters and this war, we are working on not leaving any of kids behind when it comes to the national debt. They will all have enough.
“The saddest part is that our people in uniform have been subjected to these cynical and pernicious falsehoods day in and day out.” Hey Dickie what about those people in uniform subjected to falsehoods by the people who sent them. Again Dick you are right we should not think about under armored vehicles, stop-loss orders, lack of body armor, and serving our troops rotten food (thanks KRBie). All the while you are cutting VA benefits. Shame shame on us.
So Mr. Cheney please go make sweet, sweet love to blowtorch.
November 16, 2005
Ford announces a new incentive plan to help with sales. Maybe they will actually make some thing that is not a truck or a small nationsized SUV’s that does not suck ass.
Hey Ford, how about also not trying to buy other manufacturer and try to screw them up, oh like Mazda and Volvo. Your doing just fine screwing up your own product. I am just trying to be helpful.
November 16, 2005
When after sneezing you are in pain from shoulders down through your hands that lingers for a little bit. Hmmm, it looks like I am going to have to put off taking up sniffing snuff. Damn, I was so looking forward to pulling out the old powdered wig.
November 16, 2005
Friday night the BH cemented the “Best Wife for Goofy Husband Award”. She is taking me to a magical place. A place I have not been in seven years, Las Wonderful Vegas.
She was going to keep the location a surprise, but was tripped up accidentally by my sister. Who will be their with he husband/brother-in-law and all-around great guy, the same weekend as us. I will be chilling at the Venetian. There I will be headlining two shows nightly with Shecky Green opening. The last time I saw the place it was under construction. I hope I can remember the rules of gambling. Hey splitting face cards is good right?
Oh this is going to be like so awesome. Listen to me you think it was the week TigerBeat had Scott Baio on the cover. . . oh again I have said way too much.
One month away. I just have to get through the next month. Just in time, now I will be able to say I go to Vegas during its centennial. YEEEESSSSS!