Roto Team Assemble!

Last night had another Roto Draft. This time I was actually able to attend. So after eight hours of cramming for the draft and goofing off I drove up to the land of Gracious Living to go to the King of the Desert Hooligans home. My careful planning, extensive research and inhalation of cleaning products helped me assemble a team that will make mediocrity shutter.

So please let me know what you think of the greatest team ever named after a place kicker who now does NFL broadcasting in Spanish.

So here is “In Fuad We Trust”

QB Tom Brady
QB Eli Manning

RB Jamal “Big House” Lewis
RB Kevin Jones
RB T.J. Duckett
RB Eric Shelton

WR Chad “Pepto” Johnson
WR Isaac “the” Bruce
WR Eric Moulds
WR T.J. “Hooker” Houshmandzadeh

TE Todd “Uriah” Heap – Sorry to go all Berman on that one.
TE “North” Dallas “40” Clark

DEF – Jacksonville
DEF – Denver

K – Ted “The Motor City Madman” Nuget

Season tickets are on sale at the box office or any participating DMV offices.

In Fuad We Trust Football 2005

Behold the Wrath of Fuad!

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