I think I just got marked down.

June 24, 2005

Damn Gap sales person. I know $8.99 marked down from 38.99. Well at least I am not in a really crappy color. As the Better Half has pointed out. “Why do they keep making clothes in these %$#$ing colors that no one wants?” Well at this price I can buy some nice khaki’s to go with me.

Well it is a big weekend for the Sox. The Cubs and their rabble of elitist fans come to the Cell. All I want is the Cubs to be shamed and beaten into submission. War Harold Baines!

We also have guests coming in tomorrow, so that will be fun. Then we get ready for Atlanta. Then sadly I will have to get back to work. I have been enjoying my time off. It takes me back to Summer Vacations of my youth. Hell I watched a little bit of Bonanza for the hell of it. Not because I liked it, it was on in the mornings and when you don’t have cable you have limited choices. It also has the feel of days as a “Attractions Host” aka Ride Op at Disney. Well the big difference is I am not living like a vampire. When I would start work at 4:45. Finish at 1:30 AM. Anytime I was up before noon was a rarity.

Well I must shuffle off terrorize the employees at Sports Chalet.


It s tough blogging from the clearance rack at the Gap.

June 24, 2005

Yes another day blogging from mall. Again I would like to thank the Orange County Museum of Art and their lovely lounge here at Crystal Court. Wow, I feel like Merv Griffin when he use to do his show from the Hilton in Vegas. Wait does this mean I have to sexual harass Danny Terrio of Dance Fever fame now? Err…I mean allegedly harass? As you can see I watched way too much TV as child.

Well the Spurs won, yawn. Thanks to the set up at Castle Boski, I was able to watch it. Saw nearly all of it, which again proves I will watch anythign with a score. They are both good teams, well coached, but damn it is tough to watch at points. I am just not a fan of 3 plus minutes of no scoring. Sorry, I just do not find it sintilating.

Screw the Lincoln/Douglas debates. They got nothing on Cruise vs. Lauer. Can we get the Croc Hunter to come out and capture Tom before he goes on a rampage. Wow, Tom I did not know you read so many papers on the subject. Hell I did not know you could read. Hey Tom speaking of your religion which I do not have a problem with. If you do enjoy it so much why aren’t you mingling with those who are not famous and those who want to learn more? Look I can understand why you have some separation from the stars and the commoners, but the Bishops and Cardinals have to press the flesh with flock. Hey I am just saying.

Oprah we are sorry, I forgot that you are above rules. You know Oprah if you were the one holding the event and someone barged in you would have been pissed and blamed Hermes for have people intrude on you and your group. But I will retract this if there was racial comments thrown, but everyone on the planet does not know you. So would your shopping been worth the jobs of the employee who let you in. Of course not, unless they were Oprah book club members then you would have gotten them a copy of What Colour (since it is France) Is My Parachute”. Why do we need to know who the hell Gayle King is? I am glad you are Oprah’s friend, but I do not need to know who you are. Oh, thank God Tom Cruise is going to call and see how Oprah is doing.

How the hell do you sleep at nights you %$#%ing bastard. Yeah, Gitmo is just another Club Med.

Still Blogging near the Orange Julius.

June 23, 2005

Yes another day and a another trip the mall to blog. I only have till 4. Mom’s picking me up.

I think a stake to the heart my be the best hope. After watching “American Dad” last Sunday, I think Mr. McFarland was too kind. Mr. Rove, please go make sweet love to a working table saw. I could ramble in rage, but I won’t.

Hey Donald to say it was a “quagmire” would be an understatement.

Maybe they heard how great the rice pilaf and chicken was.

How can America survive with knowing?

“Kids, don’t f with Grandpa today.”

Boski’s TV Corner

Kids if you are not watching Reno 911!, then shame on all of you.

Also I am loving this season of “Entourage“. I am just waiting for Ari to say something that will top “Hug it out bitch!” Congrats to you Mr. Piven this makes up for the “Cupid” disaster. Props to the special effects people on the show. I do not know how they do it but I find Kevin Dillon funny. Boy that Spielberg is something.

As we hurtle toward July.

June 21, 2005

The feel good hit of the summer has opened an 8 1/2 game lead over the evil Twins and 9 1/2 over the Tribe who I also hate with a passion.

We will see what this team is made of come the end of July and August. When we get into it with the Twins, Yankees, the O’s, Indians and Red Sox. We will see if this team is for real.

Damn it, we can not screw this up. This team owes it to the White Sox Village to win. We have had enough I want to be able to hold something over Cubs fan other than Bartman.

Blogging in Public

June 21, 2005

The past few weeks it has been difficult to get on and bang out these pearls literary genius. Thanks to being a free agent and not having a computer to use at home. I have resorted to blogging at the Orange County Museum of Art annex at Crystal Court. Which is not too bad except having to hear same bad poems read over and over in a Russian accent, along with a bad film of a guy wandering New York City taking random shots of what he finds interesting. Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy the arts and I try to have culture that is not yogurt. Well its free and there is A/C so I should not bitch, much.

Red Head IT man, please finish the healing of our computer so I do not have to be trailed by mall security any more.

What did she finally realize carrying a giant boom box was passe.

June 18, 2005

I find it tough to imagine, but here you go.

I wonder if she has “God Save the Queen” in her playlist?

20 quid says she downloaded all of her music illegally.

Road Trip

June 18, 2005

The Better Half and I have been asked to go to Atlanta as a part of the volunteer work we do. Yes, Team Boski is out in the community trying to acts of good in the OC, for Habitat for Humanity. If you are long time reader of this virtual birdcage liner. You know that we have actually gone abroad for HFH. It is something the Better Half and I really believe in. I will not bore you with all that right now.

So we are off to Atlanta. I think I can almost say this will be the first “business trip” I have ever had. I wonder if this means I do not have to ride with the luggage? We will be there for a couple of days so we are working on what we can see and do in a limited window of time. The Braves are out of town, so no Turner Field this time. Also I found out that it cost $10 to do the CNN tour. Is it worth it? I mean do I want to drop cash to see them feed Wolf Blitzer? But it would be worth it to sucker punch Nancy Grace. I am not advocating violence against anyone, but I think since Nancy is the offspring of Satan and Pia Zidora, it would be allowed.