Tuesday May 17 thy name is boring.

I got nothing for you good folks today. My mind is a blank. I sit here at my desk killing time like a pro. I would put Dean Smith’s Four Corner to shame. I will be screwed if they put in a shot clock.

Part of my morning is pondering if my life would be better with out both of my ankles and my left knee. I could get those pirate peg legs I have been eyeing. I would probably run faster. I swear when I hold a meaningless job with benefits, I going to have them look at my ankles and knees and answer the question what is up with the popping an cracking sounds? I swear in the morning when I get out of bed it sound like the mosh pit at a Tony Bennett Concert.

So please enjoy a very special “Bewitched with Uriah Heep”.

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