A couple of days ago a ran across an SNL sketch I had forgotten about.
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! Do you fellas know Bill Brasky?
Best dam salesman in the office!
Some of my favorites:
“I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.”
“He’d eat a homeless person if you dared him!”
“He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.”
“He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.”
“Brasky’s family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.”
“He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.”